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Dátum: 2002. november 19., 10:10:23
Tárgy: Opel level

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Ez nem vicc, de nagyon erdekes. Ezt az e-mailt tenyleg megkaptak az Opel
Southeast dolgozoi a kozpontbol.

From: Head Quarters
To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by our Hungarian
speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like basszameg, a kurva iletbe, fasz and other such expressions
will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how
heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or leszartak if
you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major mistake has been
made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni and baszni are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances
will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarhazi or geci.

4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will persons
who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.

5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to
as baromsagok.

6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukajat if somebody is persistent; do not add
bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2) nor erre ra fogunk
baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a picsaba
nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "mi a faszt akarsz?".

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners rohadt beszallitok.

9. Do not say menjenek a picsaba ezzel a szarral when a relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer lsfasz a seggedbe when your
assistance is required.

10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dog or barom
allat.

11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as
dogos picsa, kocsog allat or buzi homokos.

11. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "kitorlom
a seggem ezzel a szoveggel"!

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly. Thank you.



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Kul!

Harwey
[ harwey at mesemondo.hu ]