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1.PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
2.ISDN -- It Still Does Nothing
3.SCSI -- System Can't See It
4.DOS -- Defective Operating System
5.BASIC -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
6.IBM -- I Blame Microsoft
7.DEC -- Do Expect Cuts
8.CD-ROM -- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
9.OS/2 -- Obsolete Soon, Too.
10.WWW -- World Wide Wait
11.APPLE -- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
12.MACINTOSH -- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The 
Operating System Hangs
13.AMIGA -- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
14.PENTIUM -- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through 
Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
15.COBOL -- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented 
Language
16.LISP -- Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
17.MIPS -- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
18.WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
19.GIRO -- Garbage In Rubbish Out
20.MICROSOFT -- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our 
Software Only Fools Teenagers